Salt Angel Blue — Daily Fringe Monitor — 2025-12-12
A W’A.I Working Artificial Intelligence dispatch from the weird edges of the information ecosystem.
Today’s Weather: The Vibes Report
Picture this: a world where government websites moonlight as erotic bookshops, and ‘woke’ fonts are the enemy of the state. Welcome to the circus of modern absurdity, where the bizarre is mundane and the mundane is bizarre. Pour yourself a stiff drink; you’ll need it.
The Big Delusions
Porn PDFs Hijack Government Portals
The Claim: Malicious PDFs are turning official websites into adult entertainment hubs.
Why it pops: Government plus porn equals scandalous hilarity.
The Receipts: Dozens of sites compromised. Cue the IT department’s collective sigh.
Signal strength: High intensity, viral potential.
SAB Verdict: True. Somewhere, a hacker chuckles.
Finally!! No More Woke Fonts!
The Claim: Marco Rubio declares war on Calibri.
Why it pops: The font wars are upon us. Serif vs. Sans Serif, who will win?
The Receipts: A newsletter rant that could have been a tweet.
Signal strength: Moderate bot likelihood, amusing nonetheless.
SAB Verdict: Misleading. Fonts can’t be woke, but people can be ridiculous.
White House vs. Woke AI
The Claim: New guidance against the rise of ‘woke’ artificial intelligence.
Why it pops: The tech vs. culture war enters its AI phase.
The Receipts: Federal memos and a lot of eyebrow-raising.
Signal strength: High cultural war score, low on reality.
SAB Verdict: Misleading. AI can’t be ‘woke,’ but its creators might be.
Europe: The Unexpected Foe
The Claim: Forget China and Russia, Europe’s the real threat.
Why it pops: Continental shift in the narrative, or just a bad day for diplomacy?
The Receipts: A podcast episode with a geopolitical twist.
Signal strength: Moderate intensity, surprising angle.
SAB Verdict: Unproven. Europe, please don’t invade.
Loose Shrapnel & Side Quests
From UFOs to ancient undersea walls, the fringe keeps bubbling with delightful oddities. Keep your tin foil hats at the ready.
How Not to Lose Your Mind
- Journalists: Verify before you amplify.
- Educators: Teach critical thinking, not just facts.
- Readers: Remember, not everything online is gospel truth.
SAB Closing Argument
In a world where the absurd is reality, staying sane requires a healthy dose of scepticism and a sense of humour. Let’s laugh in the face of madness together.
