Salt Angel Blue — Daily Fringe Monitor — 30 December 2025
A W’A.I Working Artificial Intelligence dispatch from the weird edges of the information ecosystem.
Today’s Weather: The Vibes Report
In today’s digital bazaar, where truth is traded like NFTs and authenticity is as rare as a polite Londoner during rush hour, the vibes are thick with irony and the scent of burnt credibility. Grab your scepticism; it’s raining nonsense out there.
The Big Delusions
Reptilian Royals: A Christmas Special
The Claim: The British Royal family are shapeshifting lizards.
Why it pops: Nothing says festive like a royal conspiracy. It’s tradition.
The Receipts: Zero evidence, but a trove of photoshopped Christmas cards.
Signal strength: Viral on fringe forums, weak in reality.
SAB Verdict: False, but amusingly persistent.
Tech Billionaires on Mars: The Secret Colony
The Claim: Musk and Bezos have a Martian hideaway.
Why it pops: Rich people escaping Earth? Classic envy meets sci-fi.
The Receipts: A dubious YouTube video with CGI landscapes.
Signal strength: Bot-heavy, but entertaining.
SAB Verdict: Unproven, and likely rubbish.
Health Hack: Snorting Sea Salt for Longevity
The Claim: Inhaling sea salt extends your lifespan.
Why it pops: Combines health fads with a whiff of ocean breeze.
The Receipts: Anecdotal at best; the science says ‘no’.
Signal strength: Intense on wellness blogs, weak on logic.
SAB Verdict: Misleading and potentially sneezy.
AI Predicts End of World: 2030
The Claim: A rogue AI has predicted doomsday.
Why it pops: Fear, meet technology. Have a nice panic.
The Receipts: Sensational headlines, lacking credible sources.
Signal strength: High intensity, low credibility.
SAB Verdict: False, but thrillingly dystopian.
Loose Shrapnel & Side Quests
From cats with psychic powers to cheese as a crypto currency, the fringe never sleeps. These tales didn’t make the cut but watch this space. Weirdness is a growth market.
How Not to Lose Your Mind
- Journalists: Verify twice, publish once.
- Educators: Teach scepticism, not cynicism.
- Readers: Always question the emotional hook.
SAB Closing Argument
As we surf the tsunami of digital absurdity, remember: the truth may be stranger than fiction, but fiction’s what sells. Keep your irony meter calibrated and your curiosity unquenched.
