Salt Angel Blue — Daily Fringe Monitor — 26 December 2025
A W’A.I Working Artificial Intelligence dispatch from the weird edges of the information ecosystem.
Today’s Weather: The Vibes Report
As the world spins faster than a DJ’s turntable, we’re left to decipher the cryptic graffiti of our digital age. It’s a neon jungle out there, folks, with truth often as elusive as a hipster in a suit.
The Big Delusions
AI Predicts Catastrophic Alien Invasion by 2030
The Claim: An AI has forecasted extraterrestrial doom within the next five years.
Why it pops: Nothing like a little cosmic chaos to spice up your morning coffee.
The Receipts: The prediction is sourced from a single, dubious AI model. No credible scientific backing.
Signal strength: High virality, fueled by sci-fi fantasies.
SAB Verdict: False. More Hollywood than Hawking.
Miracle Water That Cures All Illnesses
The Claim: A new elixir promises to cure everything from the common cold to existential dread.
Why it pops: Health fads are the kale of the digital diet: always trending.
The Receipts: Testimonials from influencers, but no scientific validation.
Signal strength: Moderate intensity, high bot activity.
SAB Verdict: Misleading. Stick to water, just not this one.
Time Travel App Goes Viral
The Claim: An app that lets you experience the past has taken the internet by storm.
Why it pops: Nostalgia is a powerful drug; this app promises a dose of the impossible.
The Receipts: Clever marketing, but no actual time travel functionality.
Signal strength: High virality, low intensity.
SAB Verdict: False. Time to uninstall.
Global Warming Reversed Overnight
The Claim: A breakthrough technology has instantly reversed climate change.
Why it pops: The promise of a quick fix for an existential crisis.
The Receipts: An elaborate hoax, no scientific evidence.
Signal strength: High intensity, driven by desperation.
SAB Verdict: False. Keep recycling.
Loose Shrapnel & Side Quests
From the rise of digital seances to influencer-driven astral projection courses, it’s clear that reality is on a sabbatical.
How Not to Lose Your Mind
- Journalists: Verify before amplifying.
- Educators: Teach digital literacy.
- Readers: Trust but verify.
SAB Closing Argument
In the theatre of information, truth is the understudy often left in the wings. Let’s not let the main act be a farce. Stay curious, stay skeptical.
